Slick2097
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Two men walk in to a bar.
The first man says "I'll have an H2O".
The second man says "I'll have an H2O too".
The second man dies.
Ste.
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cbets57
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6/17/2013, 1:34 pm
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Frank Baron
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You tech-types have a wacky sense of humour.
I'm thinking it's the vapours from the plastic pocket protectors.
--- You can observe a lot just by watching - Yogi Berra
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6/17/2013, 3:58 pm
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qupie
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Snortle.
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ChunkyC
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Good 'un, Slick!
The classic nerd joke:
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
How do you tell when a mathematician is an extravert? When he talks to your shoes instead of his own.
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Frank Baron
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Ha! Loved that last one, Chunk.
(No lie: My grade 11 and 12 math teacher had an "L" and an "R" written on the bottom of each of his shoes. I have a story or two about him...somebody remind me sometime.)
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Slick2097
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Some Christmas "crackers" (ahem) for you.
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza's?
Deep Pan Crisp and Even.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Xmas?
He'd felt his presents.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
Mince Spies.
What do you get if you eat Christmas Decorations?
Tinsilitis.
What is the difference between the normal Alphabet and the Christmas Alphabet?
The Christmas Alphabet has Noël.
I didn't say they were good ones
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Funny stuff, Steve. Thanks for those laughs.
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cbets57
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can't wait to tell them to the grandkids!
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