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In my mouth are ulcers, like bus seats. The poison bursts from steel combs in back pockets.

Did you know that Ronald Ray-gun bent said combs in his hair when he was young? That’s what he told everyone in a speech about who fukks who when you’re the mafia don of the world, who also likes horses.
 
I like horses and can bend, steal combs, but I’m not a mafia don.
 
 I am a man with a mouth full of bubble-wrap, tripping on poison and traveling to, Timbuktu.

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     The meek will inherit the earth.

In my mouth are ulcers as big as bus seats. In fact, they could be bus seats? The poison always bursts because of steel combs in back pockets.

Did you know that Ronald Ray-gun bent said combs in his hair when he was young? That’s what he told everyone in a speech about who fukks who when you’re a mafia don of the world. He also liked horses, err, heads.

My wife ate a sausage from Germany fresh from a horse. That’s how we met!

Oh yeah, about bus seats, hmm?- Those taught nylon stinkers filled with post- traumatic stress of the buttocks, and that dirty ‘orrible sponge filler which through the years feeds the Pharppp monster.

The ‘Pharppp monster’ is a methane induced creation that wants to destroy the world. Its followers are Friesian cattle which are all secretly named Pat.
   
So there you have it, it’s all black and white, though I must stress, the cattle are now trying to take on our human form and have already grown fingers on their abdomens.

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Hey do you want a critique Mr. Shaw, or is this just for our reading pleasure?
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I am getting bored but it aint finished, and it's a bit poo


The meek will inherit the earth.

In my mouth are ulcers as big as bus seats. In fact, they might as well be called bus seats because of all the women who sit on my face. It is to stem the blood flow of future street fights, you see? I am comfortable with that as they’re all clairvoyant. That’s until they rub me up the wrong way?

Anyway, they say I am going to get in loads of street fights.

My poison sacks always burst because of the steel combs in their back pockets. The mucous flies through the air in slow motion and makes people vomit if it lands on them. I love that.

Did you know that Ronald Ray-gun bent said combs in his hair when he was young? That’s what he told everyone in a speech about who fukks who when you’re a mafia don of the world. He also liked horses, err, heads.

My wife ate a sausage from Germany fresh from a horse. That’s how we met!

Oh yeah, about bus seats, hmm?- Those taught nylon stinkers filled with post- traumatic stress of the buttocks, and that dirty ‘orrible sponge filler which through the years feeds the Pharppp monster.

The ‘Pharppp monster’ is a methane induced creation that wants to destroy the world. Its followers are Friesian cattle which are all secretly named, Pat.

So there you have it in black and white, though I must stress, the cattle are now trying to take on our human form and have already grown fingers on their abdomens. In the past I have often fingered a dirty cows abdomen.
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I love this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVfNm6dIZqk
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Do you love the song that's playing or Syd Barrett? Perhaps both? Happy song...... What a talented man, musician.....
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I love the song and Pink Floyd. If Barratt was alive now I wonder where they would be? One might suspect, still together.
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