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Blackbird

Registered: 12-2011
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Chickens


Awright, I got questions. Lookin' for answers.

Everyone knows chickens cross the road. Afore we get to the questions, I'll proffer that they do so for their own reasons. Unknowable why a chicken would do so.

Perhaps the chicken has a turtle buddy name of Elijah. Ol' E is sittin' on the road because he's slow and, more important, the Macadam is warm.

Mebbe the chicken has a date on the far side of the road. I dunno.

Maybe the chicken is a pilot for Malaysia Airlines and was heading off to work. (That might could 'splain some things. Kitty, you reading this?)

So, anybuddy interested offer your thoughts.

I got to git.

Cur
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Heron

Registered: 12-2011
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Re: Chickens


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They like the feel of the concrete on their little footsies, that's why! Change is good, even for chicken dinners (which reminds me, I plan to rustle up some organic chicken tenders this eve.) emoticon

You'd get sick of free-ranging around the same green grass after a while too, Ol' Cur.

*_*

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I think the chicken did indeed cross the road to get to his turtle buddy Elijah.

But why did the turtle cross the road? Probably to get to the Shell station.

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Puns like that make me gassy.

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Re: Chickens


All three of you guys make me laugh.

That's a very good thing!

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